Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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