He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
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