I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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