I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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