we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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