I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
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Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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