i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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