Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
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He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
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I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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