I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
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you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
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The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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