Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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