i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
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Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
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there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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