how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
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Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
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He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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