So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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