wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
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The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
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Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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