The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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