Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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