I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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