weddingsv make me drug and hornr
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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