what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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