So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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