butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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