Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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