TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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