That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
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This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
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He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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