He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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