I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
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The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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