girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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