Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
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Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
That accounts for only three of the penises
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
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We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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