Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
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I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
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We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
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