Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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