I'm drive I can fine osifer
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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