I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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