so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
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Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
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And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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