i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
be right there i have to get my cape
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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