Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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