I puked a lego.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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