I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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