Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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