At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
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Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
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attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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