So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
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just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
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I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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