someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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