two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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