I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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