2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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