I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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