She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
These tits shall not be calmed
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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