I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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