So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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