Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
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i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
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He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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