I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
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Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
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I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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