mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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