Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
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