Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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