Me too!
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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