What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
