No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Just pee around me
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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