Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
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And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
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Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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