Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
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I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
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Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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