you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
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Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
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You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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